And then they drove Brittany Lynn Swanson home. The Editor in Chief was driving, and he quite honestly drove too fast, obviously a maniac, but he was funny and sexy so it was okay. But JCK was still the hottest ARN&R member.
They got to Brittany's neioghborhood, which was much safer since every one drove BMW's and Ferrari's and only kids who's parents hated them had stupid 7-year-old Lexuses. And all the houses had 3 storys and there were maids and butlers and tennis courts and private gates, so everyone was rich and white so Brittany felt safe there. Whew!
They came up to Brittany's awesome house. "Could someone walk me to the door?" she said. She was lookign right at awesome JCK so he would know that he would be a fucking nim rod not to know it was him.
"Well, I could," JCK said. So he walked her to the door. They turned to face each other.
"Well, I'm glad you could join us," said JCK.
And then Brittany started crying.
"What's wrong?" JCK said.
"It's just that I had so much fun with you guys, and especially you, and I have to confess I have a crush on you like for ever! And now I'll never see any of you again." And she cried more.
And then JCK bent down, and she thought he was going to rub some tears off or something, but he kissed her. Their tongues touched and it was really cool. He was an awesome kisser and she wanted to fuck him even though she loved Chris and liked the way he used his tongue and was going to marry him soem day.
But then she decided it was wrong, because she was with Chris. So she told JCK that she had a boy friend. And he understood.
"I understand," said JCK. "I didn't know. But we can still be friends. And that can be our goodbye kiss, okay?"
"Won't I ever see you again?" she said. "B/C I luv Chris but I like you a lot and you're so sexy and I had fun with ARN&R!"
"Just come to AbsolutelyReliable Con every year, and you can hang out with me and the Editor and MMS and JRD and everybody. And your little dog too!!! And we can keep in touch and be great friends. And bring Chris along. He must be awesome and be one lucky dude!"
This was so sweet of him that Brittany began crying again. Then JCK hugged her and went back to the car. She looked up and was sad to see them go bye but happy that they were still friends. Every one waved happily to her and she knew these were awesome people.
And she got to kiss JCK but she didnt do anything else and so Chris would know she still loved him. Kissing the super hunk JCK, going to a awards ceremony and seeing her favorite website win, hanging out with cool writers, and still keeping Chris so they could go and park and do shit in his back seat that night....Brittany had the world's most AWESOME Day!!!!!!!!!!!!
And her butler had brought back her stupid old Lexus and even put gas in unlike her stupid daddy.
The End!!!
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