So they pulled up in the car and got a VIP parking, so the valet took their Japanese small car and put it wherever the valet parking was. And they all raced in to the Golden Ticket awards. There were important people every where. The ceremony was about to start...they headed straight to they're seats to be sure they did not miss a thing. Brittany loooked around, and a cursing glance told her that she could see Gary Baker and Werner Stengel and Denise Dinn (wearing Valentino) and Jeff Putz of Coasterbuzz and other luminarys. It was exciting.
The ride over was great. All the ARN&R writers asked Brittany about school and her car and stuff and who was her favorite writer. She told them they were all funny and brilliant, but she liked JCK the best. He turned bright red when she say that! He was shy or something, which Brittany thought was cute. They were so cool and Brittany liked them cuz they were cool.
The ceremony started. There were speaches and stuff that were boring. And then an ACE official came out and said stuff, but he didnt use good English and was obiasly fucking gay and shit. What a dumb ass.
Eventually it came to the categories where ARN&R was nominated. They did not win for cleanest amusement park ,Holiday World did, but they were okay with that because they all like Holiday World. That was cool. I wish JCK would win cleanest park, but Holidya World is cool too, thought Brittany. And there are two others!
But then ARN&R did not win for another category. Brittany was happy to be at the ceremony cuz it was so cool and the writers were fucking cool, but she was upset because it looked like she was not to be seeing them get an award that they deserved. Fucking amusement industry people don't like ARN&R just cause it make to fun of them ,she thought to herself silently without moving her ample lips. And then it was down to one last award, Funniest Website. And then the announcer came out. It was Stan Checketts, and he was naked except a red leather thong, and he dropped and did bunches of pushups with one hand to show how strong he was, and then he ran straigt into a wall to show how crazy he was. But at least Whoopi Goldberg didnt make jokes about Liam Nessons cock, so it was okay.
"And the nominees for Funniest Website," said Stan Checketts. "ACE online, cuz it sucks shit so bad its funny! And Coasterbuzz and ThemParkCritic both cuz dumb fucks like mrceagle and bbdog and Joe Campanella post there. And....Absolutely Reliable News & Rumors.
Checketts dramatically rasied the envelope up, and then opened it. He gasped slightly, and then beamed at the audience. "We have a winner!" he said.
To be continued....
BAck to Brittany Awesome Day Part 4 
